Sunrays shining through a glass jar of Nutella chocolate spread sparked a huge house fire that killed a family's dog, London Fire Brigade has said. The blaze started (shouldn't that be "spread"?) when low winter sunlight was refracted by the jar which was being used to collect loom bands, investigators believe. The family's Jack Russell Chilli was trapped inside the flat in Twickenham, south-west London, and died. The jar was on the window sill in a girl's bedroom. It is thought the rays were magnified by the glass and beamed onto blinds, causing them to catch fire. A first floor bedroom was destroyed and the roof was damaged. Declan Murphy, who lived at the wrecked house, said he was out celebrating his anniversary with wife Lindsay and their two children at the time of the blaze on 15 February. The electrical supervisor, 41, added: "I want to ensure other people are aware of the dangers and know to keep glass items away from windows and out of direct sunlight so they don't have to go through anything like this." You'd be nuts not to pay heed.
"Electrical supervisor"? So a wizard, essentially. I'm waiting for Eddie's take on these strange events.
Am the only person left on this forum that still thinks your humongous sized clit is not, in fact, a cock.
I basically lived on peanut butter and banana sarnies (occasionally strawberry jam and peanut butter) when I was working in the great outdoors.