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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    That was a very Cruella thing to say..
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    You're such a de Ville :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I once went on a blind date with a girl who described herself as a 'Horny Cow'.

    Turns out she just looked like a bull.
     
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  4. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    A cow's derrière contributes to a farms dairy air...
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I'm sitting here all alone...I wish our lassie would come home..
     
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  6. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    If she doesn't, try looking up by the old mill ......... and check to see what she's done with your dough <ok>
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Will do flour...<smooch>
     
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  8. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    We were delivering around Windsor yesterday and I noticed a terrible noise coming from the back axle.
    It totally distracted me and we ended up completely lost at which point the van ground to a halt.
    When I checked I realised I'd completely lost my bearings <doh>
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Sounds to me that you are just clutching at straws..
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I just can't tell the differential ..........
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Wheely?
     
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  12. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Yes wheely, don't try to put a spoke in it .........
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

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    This is getting tyreing now..
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Tread carefully mate, hopefully the Mods will put this thread in the crusher.
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I see the boots on the other foot..
     
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  16. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    That was a quick change of gear
     
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  17. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Watching ManC at the minute. Oil probably join in later.
     
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  18. Home_and_Away

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    Very level headed of you marra !
     
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  19. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Get away man ........ he's afucking dipstick.
     
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  20. grandpops

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    20/50 Barca win this.
     
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