Glasgow...

Or get a knock on his door from Smug and Co!

 

I'm wanting Trev there as back up in case Smug finds out I'm in Glasgow

 

Joking aside are you bringing the family to Glasgow to show them off?

 

To push them aff the metro?

 

No, they are still in SA, I'm going to see my mum and meet mates and get pished and try and not get arrested.

 

Fs that's terrible

 

check you out calling the pishy clockwork orange the "metro"

 

I would like to put down on record, that my whole family is 100% white.

^^^^not beelin'

 

aye, right

 

Monica is like a gay man who hates all ****s

 

**** you!

 

Colonel Fitts ^^

 

I guess that's my

I had to google that

 

I'm available

 

Fancy a pint n some ching monaco...

Or a something to eat - a buffet or 5.






Then you can get something.

 

We could have a curry

 

I like curry

Especially curried favour

 

Curried omelettes with cheese and cracker to follow.

Soup as a starter.

A meal fit for a King.

 

That's it settled then, we will go for a curried flavoured curry.