Sounds like you married Laura Ashley , never met a women under 50 that has all this flowery crap in the bathroom. Did she have a toilet roll cover too ?
You ever tried any of these?? http://www.buzzfeed.com/helengraves/20-sandwiches-you-must-eat-in-london-19q45?s=mobile
Had a Mr Falafel falafel wrap, was average. Veggie takeaways/restaurants are ****, I cook my own food
Pie & mash is awesome there is one in Camden that has kept the same decor since the 50's and costs about £3 for a meal , when my son was a baby he used to scoff loads down it's basically mush.