The North London Power-Shift

Oh yes

 

It is with you HIAG I can barely keep up with amount of comments that have come back to haunt you.

 

Christ! The silly ****er has come back for more!

Just how much lead do you want me to pump into your arse, PESKIE?

For your own sake, please, stop making a complete fool of yourself!

 

You are priceless HIAG, but you're fooling nobody.

I know you're rattled, but you need to remember that I'm keeping you on your toes as far as your wumming goes.

It would be negligent of me to let the comments that come back to haunt you pass unnoticed, how would you ever improve your wumming otherwise ?

 

Arsenal 5 points and three places above the spuds now.
How's that North London power shift going HIAG ?

 

[Yawn]

Had you not beaten lowly Palace, today, you'd now be getting your pants kicked, PESKIE. Save your gloating for tomorrow, in the event that we lose to the Spanners.

 

Is that the same 'lowly' Palace that beat the Spuds last month ?

I don't need to save my gloating for anytime, even if West Ham fail to beat you tomorrow Arsenal will still be above you, as we have been consistently for the last 20 years



#hiagisms

 

We humiliated you, PESKIE. Ultimately, that is the only result of any importance between us.

 

Then you should have named this thread 'I'm creaming my pants because we've actually beaten Arsenal and that's all that matters for our season'

But instead, you've set yourself up for another humiliation talking about the mystical North London Power shift.

Which as we speak, with Arsenal 5 points and 3 places clear of the Spuds, makes you look like the clown that you are

 

If you read the start of this thread, PESKIE, as well as several of my subsequent comments, you will know that I have emphasized the fact that I don't know for sure, yet, whether or not there has been a power-shift. I have merely opened the debate on a subject that a good many people have already been debating in their homes and in the pubs, as well as at grounds around the country.

And talking of clowns.... One of your nicknames is "Chuckles," as you know, PESKIE. I can't remember who gave you that nickname, it was probably that gooner mate of yours who came up with the revelation that you spend a lot of your time standing naked in the closet under your parents' stairs, ****ing. But everyone will know that "Chuckles" is the name used up and down the country by many a second-rate kiddies entertainer. Rather apt, in your case, PESKIE.

Actually, thinking about it, "PESKIE" is also a fantastic name for a clown!

"Hi, kiddies! I'm PESKIE, the clown!"

You've got to agree that it does have a certain je ne sais quoi. You should apply to Billy Smart's.

 

It was a witless attempt from you at humour. You tried to copy my joke about you being like one half of the chuckle brothers, without a punchline.

Like all of your threads, it failed

 

But you've already said that Spurs will finish above Arsenal this season, and you're now saying that you are not sure whether there has been a power shift, then you must be basing it on more than one season.

In which case you have to overhaul 19 seasons of finishing below Arsenal as well as winning two doubles, 11 league titles, 3 FA cups and compete in the Champions League every season.

 

HIAg's definition of power shift is that Spurs beat Arsenal in 1 game, it's not based on truisms like Spurs not finishing above Arsenal for 20 years on the trot or Spurs not winning as many trophies and titles as Arsenal, or Spurs not qualifying for CL 17 years on the trot by being a top 4 club, it's because he says so. And we all know that what he says is always total bollocks

 

I have trawled more gooner-fish and Mouser-fish than all the wums on this site put together. I'd say that makes me the most successful poster on the site.

I hesitate to count you among my "trawled" quota, PESKIE, because winding you up is far too easy. Yes, we did have that creepy episode when you stalked me to the point of criminal harassment (and for which you were rightly banned for life from the Spurs board), but you've been less creepy more recently, notwithstanding that you clearly still retain an unhealthy obsession with me (but I put that down simply to the fact that you are not used to be "owned" as regularly as any other poster).

 

We all know that he talks bollocks. But that doesn't seem to stop him from making the same school boy errors time after time.

The amount of comments that have come back to haunt him would, for anybody with any self esteem, lead them to think before they post. But HIAG has become so used to humiliating himself, that he's become desensitised to it. He now tries to pretend that making a tit out of himself is somehow winding up or owning the people that constantly rinse him, when in fact people are ripping the piss out of him.

He said on another thread that 'this season, there will be no St Totteringham's day' thereby claiming that Spurs will finish above Arsenal. I'm looking forward to seeing how that comment turns out for him.

 

HIAG you are a pussy.

Only somebody as dense as you could try and claim that you have owned me, whilst in the same sentence continue blubbing about being criminally harassed.

 

You do it all the time. On the one hand you make incredulous claims that you've 'owned' me and in the same breath you cry about Nasty PESKIE harassing and bullying you.

What's happening in reality is that I'm throwing your dozy wum attempts back in your face and you can't handle it

 

You are nasty, and you did, back then, act like one of those creepy, psycho stalkers from American horror movies. I can only imagine that you have been informed that the law has now changed and that that kind of behaviour is no longer acceptable to society and is liable to get you arrested, because you have moderated your approach considerable, to the extent that you are now little more than a mildly annoying distraction, rather than a full-blown obsessive nut-job.

You have trouble throwing your teddy out of your pram, PESKIE!

 

There you go again Blubbing about 'nasty PESKIE'

and you're right, unlike you I don't throw my Teddy out of the pram.

If you were smart, you'd realise that all I ever do is throw your failed wums back in your face. You could make it stop if you wanted to