Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I a peel to your better nature guys...Wish SAFC good luck..Up from night shift and now off to the match..Then straight back for night shift again...Have to say these shifts get on my pip..

 

Core blimey mate, that`s a bit rough.

 

If you're out on the town afterwards, then I'd watch yourself. I've heard, when I was in the greengrocers, that there's physalis about

 

Last time I stopped in town after the Burnley game I ended up cabbaged..

 

Take no notice mate. Pure propagander.

 

He said physalis man, not chrysalis.

Unless you mean you were the gooseberry.

 

You are as bad as me pops..We are like two peas in a pod..

 

Oh stop getting 'mushy' !?

 

I'm Husky - my throat is like Gandi's sandal

 

i like the way you slippered that one in

 

You need a good platform to quote Gandi.

 

Yes it could end up being a bit of a banana skin and you could slip-on it

 

I wanted to open a shoe shop once and looked at various premises ...... they didn't have one in my size.

 

I couldn't give a flip or a flop for that matter.

 

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs

 

Pumps?

 

No Smug flats.

 

I tried to make things work with my Dutch bisexual girlfriend until I found her with her finger in a dyke ...........

 

I have often been playing in a dyke bottom when i lived in Lincolnshire, smelly bloody things.