A genuine name was given to a good mate and he insisted on being given it. Michael Hunt would not respond to being called Mick or Mike. He would not say why!
If Carrie Fisher married Phil Oakey (Human League singer) If Betty Davis had married Paul Getty. If Glynis Barber (Dempsey and makepeace) had married Alec Guinness.
Not a persons name but my sons pub quiz team was called " coming to my sex dungeon". Quiz master wasn't happy when they were victorious and he had to announce " and the winners are coming to my sex dungeon". Mildly funny imo.