If ....

Don't be ridiculous, you have taken that too far.

 

I Karate chopped it.

 

I think we've established you borrowed, or to put it more accurately, stole it.

What's the big hurry? If we eventually see a picture and it looks nothing like a woman's private parts then the joke will have failed abysmally. Why would you want to claim ownership?

I made up a joke the other day. I was drinking coffee at work and I noticed it was Ethiopian, I told everyone it made a lovely Skinny Latte'

 

Unless you are Edward Scissorhands I sincerely doubt it.

 

I find your avatar culturally offensive, If you wanted to get a reaction then by goodness you have got one.

 

^^^^^^^
Beelin

 

The capital K was a typo

 

hahaha I don't even know who put my avatar up! It is certainly too advanced for my computer skills

 

My money's on Mick or Pud.

 

Twas Mick , he did ER as a grey fury animal too but I don't get it.

 

I suppose it could only have been a mod, now that I think about it, doubt a proddy/rangers fan put it up, so think we can rule out pud

 

Koala.

 

Freudian slip?

 

I prefer Irn Bru.

 

I think that's a Peach.

 

Thanks very much, I thought it was a pretty good one too.

 

Now that was quite amusing. Is'nt it much more satisfying when you make your own jokes rather than falsely claiming credit for other people's quips?

 

*Isn't