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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    An Italian woman once explained to me the explosive secret behind spaghetti bolognese.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Feb 21, 2015
  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    You didn't make it up it was on Hash's text message thread.
    I saw a drunken bird deep throat a saveloy in a Norfolk chip shop about 20 years ago which received a round of applause from crowd.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 21, 2015
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Jesus SN, you are as bad as Dev, yes I think everybody is aware that is was in the text message in Hash's thread!
     
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    monacoger, Feb 21, 2015
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    A man once got arrested for holding up a liquor store with a Banana.
    True story.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 21, 2015
  5. The Raging Oxter

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    Newbie trying to take credit for another poster's 'funny'. Nearly as bad as those ****s at work who take credit for other people's hard work. **** off monaco, ya thieving ****.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I don't know who you are newboy but plagiarism will not be tolerated on here sunny Jim.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 21, 2015

  7. monacoger

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    I don't even know who are, since every **** has changed their bastard names
     
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  8. monacoger

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    *sonny Jim
     
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    SN' s Black list
    Joker
    Blackheath redcoat
    Miggins
    King Shergar
    Beale *If he is a wog
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 21, 2015
  10. The Raging Oxter

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    No one likes a smart Alex.
     
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  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    I don't think pointing out spelling mistakes is an original concept either , S T started that off.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 21, 2015
  12. monacoger

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    *you're
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <grr>

    No one is worse than me.
     
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  14. monacoger

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    <laugh>
     
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    Balls deep<laugh>

    0038SZB3269268994D5BEBm.jpg
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 21, 2015
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I stuck up for you the other day <ok>

    Someone said you weren't fit to live with Pigs and I said you were.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 21, 2015
  17. monacoger

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    Cheers mate<ok>



    Wait a minute...
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's clearly been sliced though SN. I still can't picture what it would look like if it had been punched. Could someone please cook a Lasagne, Punch it and then upload a pic? Then i'll decide whether or not I think the joke is both funny and accurate.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 21, 2015
  19. monacoger

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    Of course the joke is funny, I made it up!
     
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  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Has anyone noticed that a burst Lasagne resembles an older ladies reproductive organs?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Feb 21, 2015
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