Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Beat me to it.

Go on RAW liver little.

 

I certainly know my onions though eh!

 

It`s a crying shame.

 

Enough of this..That's shallot!

 

Does your good lady agree?

 

What the obsession with the lottery?

 

I worked in a 'fruit & veg' shop in Newcastle but had to quit ........ I couldn't handle working with the vegetables.

 

Sounds interesting mate, lettuce know more.

 

I went from there to supervising a scheme in Newcastle giving 'helper monkeys' to the obese who couldn't look after themselves.
Sadly there were problems with the constant screeching, fleas & hygiene.

The monkeys just couldn't handle it and we had to pull them out

 

I had a job closely monitoring constipated monkeys, at the zoo, they rarely gave a **** when I was there.

 

Did they all sit on stools?

 

I don't remember much about it to be honest mate, I was depressed, my girlfriend had just dumped me.

 

Here turday gone tomorrow.

 

That's it. I was very rich, at one stage, but now I'm not so effluent

 

That's it mate, the situation was really Dire-here.

 

Crap news that mate.

 

Hey, I've just noticed, we're fastly approaching post Number Two... thousand.

 

If we get into the hundreds and thousands we can have a cake

 

Or a Bum Muffin.

 

Better make the most of this thread before it's scone