If ....

...... I asked a serious question on here, would someone answer it for me ?

 

Depends what it is. Ask away, I'm an expert on just about everything.

 

Mibbes aye, mibbes naw. Ask away and I'll judge it on merit.

 

If it involves ER's penis, don't worry, we've all seen it

 

I haven't.

 

That's because you've lived a pointless and empty existence

 

Isn't Minxy just the tease?.
Spit it out love.

 

It's about how men think


...... not sure if any of you know about thinking

 

No .... I do other thinks as well

........ just off to the kitchen

 

If the question is about me, the answer is yes.

 

That's true actually - none of us think but we all know!

 

Over an hour in, and the OP is still to ask the question.

If the question is 'Do I take too long to get to the point?', the answer is a resounding 'Yes'.

 

Is the question "Do men think it's ****ing impossible to get a straight answer off a woman?"

 

So you are proposing that anyone who has not seen ER's penis has lived a pointless and empty existence?

Each to their own I suppose but if that's your criteria for having lived a worthwhile life then I'm glad I have failed to meet it.

 

Ok

Is there an age when a man given a large firm banana will not wavy it about pretending he has a stiffy?


or would that just mean he had lost the use of his arms ?

 

Your question is fundamentally flawed. A man of any age given a banana will pretend it's a gun and start shooting people with it. He will never outgrow this behaviour.

HTH.

 

That's just childish and ridiculous - I have never done that and anyone who does should be ashamed of themselves.

I am glad you never asked about cucumbers though

 

I always repeat the intro to Bananaman.

 

I did the banana gun thing only yesterday, from the sound of it the OP is suffering from a case of banana envy.
Or hinting that her hubby can no longer maintain a chubby.

 

Thank you lads

I can now tell the old man it is not normal behaviour & he needs to grow up & use it as a gun