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Taylor is a Bluebird

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by xLuKeYx, Jul 3, 2011.

  1. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Millens, this is what he looks like,

    less than 5ft with abnormally short legs.

    ginger / red hair

    Short tempered.

    Circumcised as a child due to his tight foreskin.

    slack sphincter due to Sparkey being in and out of it all day.

    Porcelain white complexion cos no sunshine has hit his body for years, but reddens
    quickly when angry to the point of boiling over.

    Slack bottom jaw and constantly dribbling.

    Blisters on his hands from jacking off on the internet constantly.

    single red monobrow across the top of his bulbous nose.

    Replace R's in his speech with W's.

    wears his mums underwear and still lives with her.

    Even Sparkey wont pay him for sex.
     
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  2. bluebird1927

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    Irony alert :tongue:

    Congrats lads for making this the most replied to thread on the BCFC board. Could'nt have done it without you BANKSIE, an honourable mention also goes out to Snatchrawldy, its been great fun winding you up into a frenzy.

    I can just see banksie sitting there in front of his PC, frothing at the mouth:mad:, mumbling obsenitys to himself while sat in his crusty, yellow stained Y-fronts.

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    The best part is we all know you'll keep on posting, its like a moth to a flame, you just cant help yourself because your just so stupid.
     
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  3. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Is that picture your Lover from the Philippines? to be honest I dont want to see what you do in your spare time, but Sparkey has told me about the exclusion zone you have to
    abide by. shame that stopped you working in Burger king but hey, we have to have rules.

    You're spelling is woeful by the way, that always make me laugh when these dyslexic morons come on here and call people stupid! <laugh>
     
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  4. bluebird1927

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    See you could'nt even last 20 mins :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  5. Delboy loves a robin

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    Do you honestly believe that the disabled are fair game to take the piss out of!
     
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  6. banksyisourhero

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    I'll post as often as I like Moron.

    Do you think because you say I'll post it will make me not post, You're even more ****in stupid than I thought. (and I thought you were thick as ****!)

    I dont understand the last bit but it probably means something to your she-male companion?
     
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  7. Tom_BCFC

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    Do I ? doooooo I ?

    It's not like I go on your board and chat nonsense <whistle>
     
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  8. banksyisourhero

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    "Do you honestly believe that the disabled are fair game to take the piss out of"

    Get off your high horse mate.

    Sparkey is not disabled just lazy. like some mobility chair users, have you ever watched Benidorm? Is that taking the piss out of disabled people?
     
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  9. bluebird1927

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    Think you need calm down a little bit fella, all this stress cant be doing your heart any favours :emoticon-0116-evilg

    Even one of your own has slated you, me thinks you could use a:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  10. banksyisourhero

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    Just laughing at you mate.

    Your the one who has to live in Wales, what do I care?
     
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  11. bluebird1927

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    PMSL, if I wind you up any more, we're gonna have to attach some jumpleads to your ears and connect you to the national grid
     
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  12. Delboy loves a robin

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    It's not the point as to whether he is or is not, but you didn't imply some lazy so and so using a mobilty chair being lazy, you implied that mobilty users smelt of piss.

    As for Benidorm I prefer television that requires the use of some grey matter in order to enjoy, still whatever floats your boat.
     
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  13. banksyisourhero

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    <laugh>

    Read your post from 5.22pm, you couldn't wind a clock (suck cock, yea!)

    I thought you were gonna explode over the screen (not the way you normally do BTW) you have already proved you are dyslexic, delusional and very very angry on this thread, what else can there possibly be?

    We know your Welsh so that cant count on this occasion!
     
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  14. banksyisourhero

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    "As for Benidorm I prefer television that requires the use of some grey matter in order to enjoy, still whatever floats your boat"

    Good on ya, We need some more intellectuals on here!
     
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  15. bluebird1927

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    Re-read every post you make, your so wound up, passing satellites can see your thermal image from space
     
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  16. banksyisourhero

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    Thats your red head!

    have you got your coming face on.
     
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  17. bluebird1927

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    See, if you take a deep breath and relax, you can almost have a coherent post without resorting to taking the piss out of the disabled
     
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  18. banksyisourhero

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    Even by your very low standards you are boring me now.

    Why dont you go bore Swansea for a bit now or dont you go there anymore cos their better than you and you couldn't stand to be second best, like all bullies when they cant stand the heat they move to another kitchen.

    Choker!

    Tada.
     
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  19. bluebird1927

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    whats low is taking the piss out of the disabled, but you gloss over that if you like, dont take my word for it, even one of your own has shot you down in flames for it
     
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  20. banksyisourhero

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    Swansea city! the best team in Wales.

    They dont choke. good on em eh?
     
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