When ye put a ring on her finger she tries to take control. The primary way to do that is control yer sex life. Another weapon favoured by married wimmin is "nagging". This is a deceptively complex attack. Yer never quite sure what the rules are because they change them all the time. Yet, wimmin remain so dumb they still think it's a good idea to arrange ornaments and flowery rubbish around the toilet bowl in some dumbass idea of making a bog look pretty. That's just targets for us to hit (accidentally ) . The lesson to be learned? Don't put a ring on her finger. Keep her as a burd or a fuddy. She will have no power or control.
Mines trapped me with a baby has also spent about £250k on a nice appartment, she feeds me and buys me beer and ***s. She knows she has boxed herself into a long term future and is still very tidy. It's complicated but as Shergar says "I never lose".
It's no a bad life fur a fat ugly **** like yerself But, my dear chap, she has all the power. Like telling ye when to stop boozing on yer birthday
Perhaps if someone prevented you from soiling that sofa things would have been different ? Like Jip I know I'm a massive drunken **** & maybe just maybe the power hungry wenches have a valid point?. If I end up stalking Tina then I am no better than you Gamby. I have practically handed my balls to my wife in a bag but she will take better care of them than me .
Ah wisny getting at ye. If I had the chance to be a kept man I'd jump at it quick style. Now, if only I could find a wummin willing to keep me. They all love me at first cos am a right charming bastard and have a big knob but sooner or later they realise am a selfish ****. Then I get kicked to the kerb.
