I think his implication is that his a-hole is so wide that a bus could be parked inside it, though i might be wrong.
Then he should have said that I think the bus bit is just filler, he was just anxious to tell us he gets plunged
You'd think already getting financially raped by Di Maria and Failcao would suffice Bend over united, time for our £2m a month wages.
Normally when Wayne has a couple of good games and the rest of the side are struggling its time for him to hold the club to ransom and ask to leave. They'll all cry and moan and then love him again once the new contract is signed.
Rooney certainly t bagged United. More hilarious was Fergie in the media like a bewildered old man who was just not understanding what was going on with Wayne. What's he on now? over 300k a week?
To be fair, whatever he's on looks a bargain compared to the transvestite Columbian dwarf on 250k a week....
To be fair to you, Jose doesn't know what open attacking expansive football is. He knows how to win 1 0. He said that is easy for him. He has players like Hazard that can cause probelms and Fabergas who can create but they do their thing, they are not operating in a system that gets the very best out of them, which goes to show how good they are that they can produce so much while playing Jose's style. Hazard would do better at Real or Barca, proper attacking sides.
You should probably keep quiet. In ten seasons of club management, Mourinho has led his club to win its domestic league seven times, the UEFA Champions League twice and the UEFA Cup once. Between 2003 and 2012, Mourinho did not go a single calendar year without winning at least one trophy. Porto (2002–2004) Primeira Liga: 2002–03, 2003–04 Taça de Portugal: 2002–03 Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira: 2003 UEFA Champions League: 2003–04 UEFA Cup: 2002–03 Chelsea (2004–2007, 2013–) Premier League: 2004–05, 2005–06 FA Cup: 2006–07 Football League Cup: 2004–05, 2006–07 FA Community Shield: 2005 please log in to view this image José Mourinho on the touchline against Leicester City August 2014 Internazionale (2008–2010) Serie A: 2008–09, 2009–10 Coppa Italia: 2009–10 Supercoppa Italiana: 2008 UEFA Champions League: 2009–10 Real Madrid (2010–2013) La Liga: 2011–12 Copa del Rey: 2010–11 Supercopa de España: 2012 Individual Onze d'Or Coach of the Year: 2005, 2010 FIFA World Coach of the Year: 2010 IFFHS World's Best Club Coach: 2004, 2005, 2010, 2012 Primeira Liga Manager of the Year: 2002–03, 2003–04 Premier League Manager of the Year: 2004–05, 2005–06 Premier League Manager of the Month: November 2004, January 2005, March 2007 Serie A Manager of the Year: 2008–09, 2009–10 Albo Panchina d'Oro: 2009–10 Miguel Muñoz Trophy: 2010–11, 2011–12 UEFA Manager of the Year: 2002–03, 2003–04 UEFA Team of the Year: 2003, 2004, 2005, 2010 World Soccer Magazine World Manager of the Year: 2004, 2005, 2010 LPFP Awards Best Portuguese Manager in Foreign Countries: 2008–09, 2009–10 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Coach Award: 2005 La Gazzetta dello Sport Man of the Year: 2010[164] International Sports Press Association Best Manager in the World: 2010[165] Prémio Prestígio Fernando Soromenho: 2012[166] Football Extravaganza's League of Legends (2011)[167] Others please log in to view this image Grand Officer of the Order of Infante Dom Henrique Doctor Honoris causa – for his accomplishments in football from Lisbon Technical University[150]
It's also funny that you think he 'only knows how to win 1-0' yet his side are currently the league's top scorers with Fabregas (a player you are suggesting is being held back by mourinho's nasty defensive mindset) pissing over everyone in the league for assists. Funny!
