My nominations for the one way trip to Mars.....

All recruitment agencies. A pointless invention if ever there was one.

 

Cherie Blair.

 

I would send Wayne Rooney.......imagine the distance he would get on his dives up there.

 

That's a waste of a ticket as he gets half way there now, chasing his first touch.

 

The only way I would ever consider doing something like this is if I were terminally ill (although they probably wouldn't let you go if you were), and even then I'd probably want to spend my last days with my family and friends. I don't have the space balls for something like this

 

i.e. his wife and his ancestors?

 

With the greatest respect Tom, I agree with your nominations, but not the reasoning for the last one as yet.
Spurs have averaged 68.4pts a season over the last 5 (1.8pts per game) and finished 6th/5th/4th/5th/4th in those years. Pochettino has them currently in 6th on 1.72pts per game which if continued at that rate = 65.4pts for this season, so while not disaster I wouldn't say he's 'made' them anything really.

 

I would send people connected with football who don't help the beautiful game.

That includes Sepp Blatter, maybe mars could host the 2030 world cup, but then would we play it in summer or winter?

I would send the majority of football agents, some journalists who blag their way through the week, owners such as Vincent tan who own clubs for the publicity and a toy thing. I would send cheats, sorry Ashley young, players wasting their opportunity, goodbye Nile Ranger and anyone who has scored a goal against my beloved saints, not that that's many people this season.

Finally I would send idiot fans, all those that are homophobic, racist or thugs.

Actually is mars far enough for these people?

 

I like Fat Sam, so I`d swap him out for Greg Dyke - I`ve yet to hear him say anything sensible. He`s just embarassing every time he opens his gob. Or Gordon Taylor - what did he ever do for his inflated dalary ?

 

I would also send up zero hour contracts

 

Nigel Farage, Mike Riley, Tony Blair, Brendan Rodgers.

All in it for themselves.

And send up those moronic tossers who were on the Paris metro last night.

 

Sepp Blatter and Rupert Murdoch

 

Boruc can go do one - whinging, melodramatic, ungrateful princess that he is....

(Unless Forster gets injured. Then I want him back please.)

 

Thank God for that !

 

This reminds in a way of that clip from the hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy. . Where earth sends all the middlemen ( solicitors accountants etc ) off in a rocketship , and the captain , who is in the bath , starts to wonder why the rest of the ships have not followed .......

Go to 14 minutes if you are interested & it wasn't Earth , it was Golgafrincham .....

 

*sits and waits*

 

I would despatch that bunch of so called fans that seem to have invaded us, the ones that use the name of the Saints to justify being abusive to people that they don't like, i.e. the NC slaggers, the ones who abuse former players, conveniently forgetting the good times. I put these people on the same platform as the Chelsea racists, I wouldn't let them get on my train, the beautiful game can do a lot better to be rid of this cancer from within.

 

Adam Lallana.

 

Good when he was here, made a bad choice in my opinion, doesn't make him a bad player, he has gone, I am over it, just hope he doesn't bite our hand on Sunday, because he is capable, not sure I want him on the Mars venture. Lovren? I think he was starstruck, another that made a wrong choice, but slightly different in that he wasn't as good as he thought he was, he would get a ticket in 3rd Class or employed as a latrine cleaner! .

 

We have all forgotten the large group whose absence would improve life for a huge number of people....Islamic fundamentalists. They could have their own little colony where they could cut each other's heads off to their hearts content.