Ash Wednesday Tomorrow - Will You Be Getting Yours?

****ing away with yer beel big man, ye asked the question

 

Ya weirdos.

Seriously, in my 25 years in this Earth av never seen anybody with ash on their foreheads.

Well, except that time I dipped a guys face into a concoction of phosphorous and sulphate called Venom. Burnt his face aff but the sulph ensured he enjoyed it.

 

25 Years!!!!

You just lost the argument

 

Right ahm away for a few hours. Get cleaned up and off to the church for 7pm service.

 

35?

 

45?

 

55?

 

BTW, Mick O'Clubfoot, get tae **** with yer "you must wait x seconds" before posting again.

That's a **** way of defeating bots and all it does is piss off yer forum members; especially when diatribe gets heated and funny on any given thread.

Get it sorted.

Also, ban Toby. Just fur the laffs.

 

don't ban Toby, ban Gambol for being a ****er.

p.s. The ashes come off almost as soon as they're on - it's palm ashes mixed with water.

They're no put on wi a Sharpie ffs

 

**** off

 

Whit happened to a felt tip?

PS. I dunno what a sharpie is.

Since we're talking about pens my preference is Pilot Hi-techpoint V5's with a 0.5 nib. It's a fluid writing machine.

 

Best thread of the year. Giving up beer.

 

not all inkies are indelible like the Sharpie.

David Beckham made Sharpie's famous.

 

I like to use a coloured sharpie to mark my balls. . .

 

I call them Perma markers cos it sounds funny.

 

That's because you are a crazy cat

 

Right, ah googled. A sharpie is a felt tip. Fuxake.

 

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