Off Topic Women's Shirt

I lost 10 stone of useless fat.... As I no longer hang around with my Mackem mate.

 

I can get you one from here for less than a fiver. The stripes might be in the wrong order and the sponsor might be Wonka but apart from that she wont know. Can even get the name of our new signing Knee ****er on the back for an extra 20p.

 

And Jakarta only charges £35 for overseas delivery.

 

Thinking about it... JPF has lots of ladies clothes.
He may be able to help.
Drop him a line.

 

Also just found out they dont make a womans size 10 over here as the women here only go up to size 6. Size 10 would be an extra large mans. This would be 6 quid. My Mrs can hand carry it tomorrow. It looks good although stripes are red not black and instead of knee fxxker they have put Arms like Calves on the back. .

 

Has it got extra large arm holes to get the massive forearms though?

 

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It comes with self adjusting arm holes i.e. a pair of scissors. Can fit any size forearms from skinny to calf-like.