People you work with? Who gets on your tits? I've told you about my OCD colleague. Well there's another one who is always cracking his fingers. That annoys me but I don't hate them. Any more for any more?
I don't think i breathe enough and occasionally my body does a little pig snort noise like a mini snore
Did you hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a Dog. There's more where that came from.
My secretary asked if she could use my Dictaphone. I said no you can use your fingers like everyone else.
People who **** around with crisp pokes. Open the funckin thing ya prick before ah smash yer brain into mush.
Or when they're finished they fold them into shapes and/or tie knots in them. Just throw the ****ing empty packet in the bin ya fat old cow.
What a mopey ****er he really is, moans about jokes/puns made by some people but not jokes made by others, besides, what the **** does he read the posts for anyway?
