You know those lampshade type things vets put on dogs to stop them aggravating a wound? Just occurred to me that one of them would be ideal for pissing through to prevent or at least minimise splashback when using a urinal.
That would only work with raised urinals, it wouldn't stop the splashback on your shoes from the floor ones. A permanently installed catheter is probably the best bet
I must say, never in my pish stained dreams, would I have thought this thread going so well. Well done monica
I was in hospital the other week. When I woke up I was a tad disoriiented and there was a guy dessed as John Wayne, standing on one side of my bed and a fellow dressed as Clint Eastwood on the other. I asked "Where am I?" Came the reply "The Western"
Woke up in hospital the other day and doctor said I've good news and bad news.Ok doc give me the bad news,we had to amputate both your legs,Jesus Christ give me the good news,well bloke in next bed wants to buy your shoes.
I remember the good old days of the Shed end at Turners Cross before they knocked it and rebuilt a ****ty all seater stand. Great craic unless you were hit by the phantom pisser. The terrace used be so packed some people used just whip it out and piss on the fella in front. Happened me once you feel all warm for a micro second then cold and wet . Turn around to knock the **** out but theres loads of innocent heads looking dead straight ahead. ive seen fellas refused spins in taxis and the bus because one of their legs is soaked in piss
