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Off Topic Friday moan: Things that wind you up...

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tel (they/them), Feb 13, 2015.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    See them all the time mate, I nearly got hit by one the other day turning right and it would have been my fault cos I was waiting in a box junction.

    Arsehole in a BT van, the worst drivers on the road.
     
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    Parents who name there sons Courtney hate.
     
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    Walking through the bridges today, a woman walking a couple of paces in front of me at the same speed, for no apparent reason, suddenly turned round in the opposite direction and walked straight into me. Instead of apologising gave me a filthy look as if it was my fault.

    I was very good though. I didn`t tell her she was a ****ing idiot or deliver a swift toe punt to the minge or owt.

    Dozy bitch. <grr>
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    People who don't clean up their dogs **** get on my tits.
    Ignorant bastards.
     
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    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    And people who look at you out their window and come come out to check the pavement when they go outside their house.
     
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    When I used to live in Silksworth there was a woman who lived a couple of doors down from us who used to just hoy her dog out on the street until it had done its business. On one occasion it had a **** right outside of my front door, so I shovelled it up and walked down to her house and knocked on the door. When she answered I dumped the **** in her doorway and said this belongs to you...She was like a goldfish with her mouth opening and closing with nowt coming out..
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    Mate, there's dog **** all over my village.
    How those lads get a game of football on a Sunday morning is beyond me.
    I once watched a woman walking her labrador, she picked up it's turd, tied the wee bag in a knot & lobbed over the fence into the horses field. <doh>
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Haha that's a very specific thing to hate!
     
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    1) York - Some of the most ignorant and docile ****ers you will ever come across
    2) People who do 40mph in a 60 and then proceed to stick at 40 in a 30 zone!
    3) Cats. They are selfish bastards
    4) Modern music. It all sounds the same AND it is all crap.
     
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    Who is she I don't know her really<laugh>
    P/s must be related to Courtney love
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If I saw anybody letting their dog turd outside of my door and not picking it up I'd chase them down the street and hit the **** round the head with it.

    Scruffy bastards
     
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    I must say that it is something that I just don't see much of where I live now..
     
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    There's a cat that ****s in my garden, I just tip it over the owners fence now.
    I've tried everything else.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    York is an odd one I've only ever heard good things about it til I read a few of V-J and your posts on here!
     
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    Cats owners who let there bird burglers room free digging my ****ing chilli plants up.
     
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    The City Centre is nice. Anything directly surrounding it is a hell hole though. Reminds me of Salford before its regeneration! The people are dick munchers too <laugh>
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd ruin any cat that I catch pissing or ****ting in my garden I'd hunt it until it was dead. One pisses is my front garden all the time during the night it pisses me right off.

    Any cat is fair game for my Husqvarnas as far as I'm concerned!
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Salford has been regenerated? <laugh>

    You should see longsight mate, it's unbelievable I'm almost certain I'd be raped, shot or recruited for ISIS if I stopped there for a newspaper.
     
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    We bought a device that would set off a very high pitched screech (only audible to cats) every time it showed up in our garden and did inevitable damage. After a week, the damn thing went missing and was never found again! **** CATS!
     
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    The amount of wildlife that domestic cats kill, and not just mice, is unbelievable...I would make it law for all cats to have to wear bells on their collars when they are out to give the birds etc fair warning..
     
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  21. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I never thought about it like that.

    It would also help me hunt the bastards!
     
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