I was offshore early last year and one of the mechies was telling me that he freezes his ****e and then ****s his girlfriend with it. The mechanics of that are fascinating. Such as; does he ****e in a box or does he fish it out the cludgie with one of those nets you use for goldffish? Does the ****e go in a tupperware box in the freezer and if so then what do you label it as? I had hundreds of questions but was too feart to ask them
At my school, there was the old favourites ****eing in the away dugout of the football pitch before the game ****eing in the swimming pool of the local sports complex ****eing in an empty class and then "storing" it behind the radiator ****eing in an empty class and then "storing" it behind a ceiling tile ****eing in the common room kettle
I should have taken the opportunity to get the entire story but I was too busy picking my jaw up off the floor.
What is the name for pishing in a condom and then freezing it to ride your bird with? I'm sure they said the name in Family Guy, a frosty jim or something?
He also came out with one of the best one-liners I've heard offshore. There was this posh wee English graduate student out there at the same time and they were all ripping the pish out of him for his plummy accent. He started telling everyone how he was building a home-made hovercraft with his mate. Without skipping a beat this guy goes "Is that so yie can get across yer moat?"
How long can you wear them until you feel the need to wash them? In the winter I rarely go more than 3 days and in the summer I change daily.
I just realised I have a faint tomato sauce stain at the top of my left leg. At a glance it looks over a week old, going to have to run some tests. Will keep you all updated
