on here ever gone into the toilets and there has been a guy pissing in the urinal beside yours already, yet you still finish your pish before him, so you just stand there pretending you're still pishing until at least he finishes? I haven't, nope, never.
Same as if the **** already there has his feet spread too much, so one of his feet invade your standing space, do you just stand on his toes or just stand with your feet closer together than normal until he finishes then spread your feet to the normal pishing stance? It's a ****ing tightrope.
The thing I like about the urinal is that you know where you stand. The answer is 'no' to monica's question. Why would I hang about after I've finished pissing? There's no social convention governing the length of time a piss should take. That's crazy talk.
Seemingly that goes back to human instincts from thousands of years ago, because you would be more vulnerable to an attack if you were having a pish.
If you have ever used a urinal with a powerful light above it you can see that you cover your legs in tiny pissy droplets. I prefer to go to a cubicle lift the seat with my foot and piss in a toilet. I stand about 4ft away from urinals and troughs which gives off the look of a showman but I don't want pissy slacks. true story
When I have a shake I surreptitiously slap the side of the urinal with my hand so people think it's my cock hitting it.
You're the one unnecessarily hanging about men's toilets checking out other men's cocks you big mary.
What kind of freak are you? Always look straight ahead whilst pishing, in fact straight ahead and up a bit, almost to where the wall meets the ceiling.
I try to avoid Public lavvies, the ones in Queen St Station especially. I swear to God I was in there one time and there was a guy standing at the sinks eating his McDonald's meal from a bag.
