Naw, it's no. It's just a decent biscuit. Bourbons are the ******s of the biscuit world anyway. Dark, bigger than every other biscuit, and they don't work with anything. Just darkie ****e.
Bourbons are ****e as well. But they're not a gay biscuit. Just admit you have an effeminate taste in biscuits Jif, we all know you love a pink wafer.