Lunch?

I'm had a salad consisting of 2 cigarettes.

 

Not too bad thanks Toby - 20 or so people came. I had to invite a few people that I really hate as it would have looked bad if I didn't but thankfully they had the good sense not to turn up!

 

He means he was the filling between two ***s.

 

Rare roast beef, duck fat roast potatoes, maple syrup parsnips, sweetheart cabbage and sautéed carrots. For this lederhosen wearing ****.

Have some Gorgonzola and a smelly Brie for afters too.

 

For lunch? You must make Pud look like Mr Muscle.

Might have a baked potato with a mountain of cheese and some avacado for lunch. Hitting the gym after work.

 

*avocado

 

Ava Cado's my burd's name.

 

She sounds a bit fruity.

 

In fact she sounds berry nice indeed.

 

With a heart of stone.

 

and hard lumpy green skin

 

That would be lovely if you swapped the hummus for a pork chop.

 

Awesome, don't forget to tell us when you're finished, how it went, when you're next going, and how much adrenaline coursed through your veins when you were busting out 39483726 squats like a total ****ing hero.

If I wanted to know about ****s at the gym, i'd be on facebook.

 

aka Mick's plan for not606, everyone's daily boring activities have to be chronicled.

 

No thanks, I've moved on to the next stage of human evolution.

If you wanted to know what goes on in the showers you only have to ask.

 

I really hope it's multiple blow jobs with the shriveled up cocks of steroid abusing meatheads.

 

minestrone soup

 

Think I'll have lasagne, failing that, an omelette.

 

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