What setting do you have your toaster?

Noooo

The butter won't melt. Toast has to be warm enough to partially melt the butter. Not all of it mind.

Steak should only be eaten rare. The rarer the better. Only massive ****s eat their steak cooked any more than rare.

 

Hello Cleveland!!

 

Toast is only any good if there are two of them and in between there is Bacon eggs mushrooms, big black ones and a dose of black pepper.

 

You don't want the butter melted, it makes the toast soggy.

 

gies a hand shandy ya boot

 

Inspired stuff.

It seems I could have been wrong about this place.

 

hand shandy?

 

What a revolting little man you are.

<boak>

 

**** off, you boring, dog-****ing, ****-faced, Geordie, ****-nonce.

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Dobly.

 

I knew you would get the joke buddy

 

Smell the glove.

Absolute class

"It's like how much blacker can you get? And well you can't"

 

I got it as well newbie.

"I think C Sharp is the saddest chord"

"And what's the song called?"

"Lick my love pump"

 

stun

 

**** off you taig ****.

 

Do people change the setting on their toaster based on the type of bread they are using?

I tend to turn my dial to around 2.5 mins for brown and even less for granary.

These numbers can also vary depending the thickness of the bread.

 

Pud's pimp my ride cd player replacenent.

 

what exactly is a "taig ****"? ......................its the taig bit actually ( i can work out the **** off and the **** )

 

^^^ prick