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ER's Rough Guide To Glasgow And East Kilbride

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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It was cold and smelly.

    Most of the inhabitants were a deathly colour of grey a la John Major's Spitting Image Puppet.

    More to follow in Part II of ER's Excellent Adventure.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    So, an improvement on Aberdeen then?
     
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    Sounds like the entire population of Scotland...whities only obviously.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did you get a ride?
     
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  5. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    At the fairground, yes indeedy doo dah.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You sure it wasn't just your reflection in a shop window?
     
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    That'd be funny if there were any shop windows in Glasgow which weren't boarded-up or panned-in by roving gangs of Neds. <whistle>
     
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  8. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes but not as bad as Hoots mon Teuchterville Edinburgh which is stuck in the 1500's.

    "Another Crème De Menthe Tarquin?"

    "Don't mind if I do Smithers"

    Och aye the noo.

    "tartan rugs, tartan rugs two furra half boab"
     
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  9. ERINBLACK

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    That's not funny. I'm blind as a bat.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Crème De Menthe wasn't invented until the 1890s you ****ing spunk gurgler.
     
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    ST proving his **** credentials in one fell swoop there. The Crème De Menthe Expert.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The only time I drink these days is before I shag yer mother. Aye, a 'yer maw' joke.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    **** me you ****in googled that!!

    What a sad ****.
     
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    Again that would be funny in ANYONE on here believed you could get a hard-on with a woman.
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

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    No problem with most women but yer maw? Looks like she stuck the heid on a hornet's nest.
     
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    I'm running a course which can help you avoid those hazards <whistle>
     
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