What setting do you have your toaster?

We have all been there , you put in a slice of bread at someone elses house and a few minutes later you either get pale warm bread or you have to hurredly eject prematurely because you smell burning.
I am a 7 man .

 

I'm sure I read somewhere recently that the setting on your toaster is just a timer, in minutes.

Also, toast is for ****s and *****s.

 

Next time I will time it but I have serious doubts that 9 would be 9 minutes.

 

Literally the kitchen version of putting a digital clock on a Parker pen.

 

The best one recently was the BVB toaster that gave you toast with Bayern on it.

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014...nd-toaster-actually-makes-bayern-munich-toast

 

Toast - the ****tiest breakfast ever invented. Only the British could come up with a breakfast consisting of warmed up bread with butter spread on it and call it a meal.

 

Poppycock. Neither invented by nor exclusive to the British.

 

Aye, never mind poppycock. Whit about the toast?

 

I think my toaster's calibrated in units of 30s. I have it on setting 5, but it only takes about 2.5 mins to pop.

 

Dualit is the daddy if toasters

 

desperate stuff

 

Absolutely - it's always best to use the grill to toast bread as you get the results you want.

 

Had any cock in the last 10 years dear?







Since the operation.

 

My toaster goes up to 11.

 

So does your brain cell count.

 

If you wrap an egg in sellotape insert it into a pair of tights (the gusset) & swing it around boil it then put it on ice the yolk will be on the outside the white in the middle.

 

Just bung the bread in the microwave for 30 seconds ... quick toast!