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This Sharia Law malarkey aint all bad

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Feb 10, 2015.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I'd take a slap in the face for four grand

    How much does your wife charge you?
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    God slapped you in the face at birth so I suppose you're used to it <whistle>
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Abused by God as a child :-(

    At least he didnt impregnate me
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Good Catholic upbringing
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You'll not be so dismissive of the big man come your last ever helicopter flight
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's not surprising that a fellow who thinks battered wifes seek financial reparations for every slap they receive would believe in sky fairies to be honest.

    However even by your own excellent standards the last few posts you have made on this thread have been incredibly stupid Mindy.

    It's like a Mindyfailageddon <laugh>
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

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    *wives
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    I wasn't actually abused by an act of God, I'm sorry you believed that. I don't know what propelled me to write that thing . I feel as though I have fallen really far down in your estimations. I cant blame anyone else for that. Some may say it was accidental but you know better. I shouldn't have drank before taking control but we've all done it. Anyway my equipment isn't up to scratch and my battery is low so maybe I should just ditch this device and hope you all think of me fondly
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ◇ what the ****
     
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    Was that a suicide note? You pair of ****s got some answering to do if it was.
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Mindy
    **** knows. Think he's sniffing glue again
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Im spinning out of control
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nope, you're just an idiot.
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Is Mindy Speeduffocated now?<laugh>

    Taking of Sharia law Tunisia has the death pen but only for non Muslims they get a max 7 year stretch for the exact same crime <doh>
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

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    That's sandal-ous.
     
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