Yeah there was a bags meeting there tonight. Not many greyhound tracks are left these days though, they all seem to be closing
Shergar, the black belt fighting champion who became so good at gambling he couldn't place a bet online or in a bookies, even with a disguise.
He is one of those annoying arseholes that sits next to pub fruit machines and tells people to hold the melons .
I don't gamble ,but you have proven yourself to be a complete mug with your tales of those heady days where you would walk from Hills to Ladbrokes single handedly bankrupting them all with your genius "system" the locals treated you as a God until your mug shot was put up in every two bob bookies across the land banning you because you are that good at backing horse races .
The boss of a building firm walks in on one of his workmen playing poker and says “Gambling that’s a mugs game” The workman says “I never lose”. The boss replies “Right I’ll teach you a lesson, I’ll bet you 50 quid you can’t go a week without gambling” The workman replies “aye, but lets make it interesting, I’ll accept that bet but I’ll also bet you 50 quid that you have a double hernia by next week”. A week goes by and the boss walks into the workman’s hut and catches the workie playing poker. “Cough up the 50 Quid” says the boss “and the other 50 because a week’s passed and I haven’t got a hernia either”. “Okay” says the workie “But I need proof you haven’t got a hernia” He then reaches in to his tool bag pulls out a trowel and says “unzip your fly and put your bollocks on there”. The boss unzips and places his testicles on his trowel. “See” says the boss “No hernia single or double” Have you learned your lesson?” “No” says the workie, “I told you I never lose”. “What are you on about?” asks the boss. The workie turns to the shed window and says “See all those scaffolders and labourers out there, there’s 25 of them and I bet them all 50 quid each I’d have the boss' bollocks on a trowel by Friday".
Pot calling the kettle black a little here, how can you accuse me of being a complete mug? Your the one who's so certain that no punters can win gambling, yet you don't even understand how fractional odds work. Your hardly in any position to try to educate anyone on gambling when you don't even know the basics. You and your little bum chum jiffy, keep dodging my questions, as you have no worthwhile come back to them. Why did so many posters follow my tips on 606? Look on my profile page, there are posters asking me for tips, and they are referring to my following on 606 as an army? They even mention my famous day when I tipped up a 92/1 treble at the Cheltenham festival, making half the 606 horse racing board an absolute fortune. I had over 100 responses thanking me that day. Maybe you should ask yourself, why would so many people follow my tips, if I was such a fantasist like you pair are trying to suggest? You can't really argue, people followed my tips, because I was a shrewd operator on the horses, and still would be if the bookies would take a decent bet off me
A lot of this is true,Paddy Power cancelled accounts on lads just betting on odds on games.There was a case one lad was just backing GAA games,starting with €100 he backed 4/5,1/1,4/6 and was winning which accumulated over the weeks.So he was almost doubling is stake every week but no Powers didn't like it so closed his account.I can't understand why cos nothing shady bar the fact he was winning,Mick could explain this. BTW had a twenty on Villa,Bradford,Arsenal and Torino accum,prick that I am got greedy should have just stuck with FA Cup,Torino drew ps some of the odds were even less but didn't matter he still got blackballed.
King of the sad pathetic old men that have no friends or life outside of the warm confides of the High st bookmaker? As you enter you walk on a carpet of scrunched up betting slips as if they were rose petals and being such a VIP you have your own cup behind the counter with Worlds greatest punter written on it. The tramps and other freaks of your run down community gather round begging you for the next winner like you're Santa Clause . It is a fact that the poorer the community the more pawn shops bookies and off licenses spring up , I am not going to trawl back to the old BBC 606 to find evidence of you tipping a winner I find your obsession pathetic, every bookies in the country reaks of desperation and failure, lonely unhappy addicted people muttering to themselves , looking at the same page of a newspaper for hours on end tiny pen in hand trying to look like some sort of professor because they spent their last 50p and can't face going home to their wives with another excuse . You Captain Sugar are a boring ****ing desperate gambling addict that lives on a dream that blames every other **** for your miserable existence, "If the bookies let me bet I would be a millionaire" "If I had only put every penny I own on that last winner I would have made more", "If only I didn't spend all my life in the bookies my wife wouldn't have left me ". You scoff at my knowledge of fractional odds ?. Yet I have worked in high end gambling for 17 years in places that would not even let you and the other dogshit shoe scrapings of society enter . If you are that good pick 5 horses to win and if you get more than 3 winners correct on prices that would actually put you ahead then perhaps you won't look like such a mug/ (fraud).
Mick over the counter betting doesn't need an account you simply scrawl what you want on a little bit of paper hand the cash over between the glass the bloke scans it and hands you back a duplicate, no I D, no sign up ,no bank details .
