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Off Topic The Moany B***ard Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 7, 2015.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    When that bloody ACS decides to go home from work early and so I have to hide in his missus' wardrobe until he pops out to the pub. Really annoying and very inconsiderate.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 13, 2015
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Tis true and for all the readers thinking "clearly a lie, he couldn't fit his fat arse in his wardrobe" its a walkin wardrobe. ACS is minted from people paying him to not put his arse in Fenwicks window.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 13, 2015
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Plus the webcam sales of Obi humping wor lass.
    I just dub Attenboroughs vouce over and people think it's two hippos mating!
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 13, 2015
  4. pauljohnhutch

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    That was you was it ,bit of a tight squeeze wasn't it
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Feb 14, 2015
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    pauljohnhutch, obi and ACS's missus in MMF bisexual shocker <yikes>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 14, 2015
  6. pauljohnhutch

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    the news reporting house prices have gone up by 24%,no it hasnt ,take them stupid b@stards from the london area out of the equasion and you will find its gone up by about 2% if your lucky, in fact its probably gone down
     
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  7. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    oy nee need for that like
     
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  8. pauljohnhutch

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    people still having clothes in there wardrobe from the 70s ffs throw it away
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Feb 14, 2015
  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Throw them my way, I'm a hip hop type of dude
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 14, 2015
  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Thought you were more of a hip op kind of guy?
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 14, 2015
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    Are you speaking generally now or is this a comment on ACS' closet specifically?
     
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    JakartaToon, Feb 15, 2015
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ask JPF what's in my closet.... He looks up to me as a fashion icon....

    #yellowchinos
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You gonna bother predicting the remaining cup games, or are you sticking with my proxy vote?
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 15, 2015
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    <laugh>

    I'll have you know I won the annual Melton Mowbray Disco Dancing Championship last night after 10 pints.
    Only got up to go for a piss.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 15, 2015
  15. pauljohnhutch

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    ACS i had to grab something close to hand ( no not obi) when i got out in the daylight i found i was wearing a pair of loons if you dont know what they are ask your dad
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    People who cycle to work and don't have any lights on and then... proceed to assume you know which way they want to turn.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 19, 2015
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    I am sure he has picked himself up and dusted himself off now though. I hope you sped away quickly so he didnt get your number.
     
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    JakartaToon, Feb 19, 2015
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    People who shout drivel into their mobile phones so as to ensure everyone within a 100 yards' radius hears every detail of their tedious lives.

    It should be legal to snatch the damn things from them and smash them into the ground.
     
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    Frank_Pingel_Legend, Feb 19, 2015
  19. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Guys in Pubs who order a lager 'top'.
    Pussies.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    ACS usually orders a 'larger top' but that's 'cos he's sooooooo fat!
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 19, 2015
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