So hows it going HHH ? Are the better half and you still talking ? You won't be by the end of the the week,i can promise you that. As for shagging the mother in law, well you'll certainly have a better chance of shagging that,then you will your'e missus. Buy the milf a bottle of cherry brandy and you'll have her knickers off quick sharp mate. Oh and when her dad gets shirty, just remind him how much younger and fitter you are, they always seem to forget that.
Been at work all day. They don't actually arrive until tomorrow, when I'll be at work again. Just like every day that they're here. I'll be out the house with work from 7am to 7:30-8pmish in the week. So only really a couple of hours a day for me to survive. I can do this.
If they live on Burton Constable they have great taste triple H. Show them the avatar of my dog and see if they recognise him, I walk him around there a few times a day, if they don't evict them immediately. nb. Probably best to show them the avatar on a different thread to this one nnb. Have you got room for me, our lass and the dog for a fortnight next year?
You just keep telling yourself that H. Personaly i think your'e ****ed matey. We're all behind you,should you feel you can take this on,but....
Chances are you know them, at least to talk to. nb. Agreed nnb. Oh aye. Anyone else? Might as well time share out me spare room. At best I'm gonna be a prisoner in my own home aren't I...
Seeing as though you're renting your room out( I hope that is all your renting out) I'll book for the end on March now. That's when the next invasion of my gaff takes place. Like I said, I don't expect and funny business from you, I'm not into man on man but I'm open to most other things. What have you started? HHH's Not 606 swingers club by looks of things.
Couple of questions, triple H, before I commit to a booking. Are you all inclusive? If so what do you actually offer? I've been stung before trying to get a cornbeef hash sandwich and a pint of Kronenburg in Lanzerote at 4 o'clock in the morning. My desires was ****ing well not their reason for being. Do you do car hire 'cos it might be easier for me to come by train? Can you arrange a transfer from Paragon. (And I don't mean a ****ing 1950s jalopy that goes all round the houses first before eventually dropping me off at your gaff at 2 in the morning, and some other bastard has had me case 10 miles back at that dodgy looking place with the seasgulls outside). Finally, is your pool heated? What's the spa facilities like? Do you provide a nightly turndown service? And a mint on the pillow?
Kinell I'm getting massacred from all sides here. Any booking experience will be akin to a 1960s b&b run by some haggered old spinster. (No jokes about me missus)
It depends, he's not very happy doing it but his Mrs does a complimentary turn down service if you ask her, and by that I mean if you ask her for a go she says your nice enough but you're not her type.
If I book a week in August will you screw me over cos it's school holidays? Do I get a Goblin Teasmaid?
