Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I bet a hell of a lot on here have never heard of ted Heath never mind knowing he was an accomplished sailor and conductor as well as being PM..

 

Harold Wilson knew him well. Remember him? Smoked a pipe and wore a gannet raincoat.

 

I remember Mike Yarwood impersonating them both...He was finished once these two were no longer popular...
Getting back on topic...There is a Tory that I actually like...It is my conservaTory ..

 

Bet he smoked condor and used swan vestas.

Labouring the point now mate.

 

I'm wide awake while UKIP mate..

 

I`ve a Nigelling feeling they might do canny.

 

I think hes got time to put his Foot in it yet.

 

Or a Balls up.

 

Are you taking the Michael?

 

Nott

 

Sorry mate but you haven't got a Clegg to stand on..

 

I was just going to say that till you Nicked it.

 

Getaway ya bloody monster raving looney..

 

You`re just green with envy.

 

No..My green colour is down to the liberal amount of whisky I drank last night..

 

Were you having a party?

 

I had a right good time until there was nothing left.

 

Did you have a whip round to get some more?

 

Oh my Lords...Don't mention whips..

 

Wouldn`t Fink of it.