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Off Topic Inlaws coming to stay

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by HHH, Feb 13, 2015.

  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    You should be aspiring to this.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Ben he lives in a flat. Unless he's got a balcony, his only option is an allotment, and honestly, no one is going to leave a shed like that on one of them.
     
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  3. BrisbaneTiger

    BrisbaneTiger Well-Known Member

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    Shed has a nice potential from the outside, but then when you go in you are confronted with a Liverpool plaque........ unless of course its a space saving integrated urinal as well...
     
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  4. RicardoHCAFC

    RicardoHCAFC Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's a vast improvement on the nut job of a 'father of the other half' I have to contend with, and I'm not even living with her.
     
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  5. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    I've got the perfect setup: they can't understand anything I say, and vice versa. Consequently they seem to like me.
     
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  6. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Get yersen a plastic shed triple H. They're the future.
     
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  7. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Don't get happy started on this again. You'll never convince him it's a shed.
     
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  8. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Actually, I've a workmate who converted his workshop into a bar.

    Might have to find some wood that needs planing or summat.
     
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  9. FER ARK

    FER ARK Well-Known Member

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    What, you shagged your mother in law!!!!?
    Good effort Mr Hat

    I think
     
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  10. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Dont talk about OLM like that!
     
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  11. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Just ignore her, she's trying to wind us all up.

    Plastic stuff should stay in the kitchen where it belongs. With the missus.
     
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  12. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I have no sympathy, non what so ever.

    Big deal, you've got the in laws staying with you.

    When 'her indoors' tribe invades it's mother and father in law, 2 sisters, 1 brother, their partners and 4 kids.

    And a ****ing great big dog.

    Even my 'man cave' has to be converted into a guest room.

    It's total carnage, so whilst some of the less experienced in this field may feel sorry for you I don't.

    Soz HHH but this is child's play.
     
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  13. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    That's opening scenes from Home Alone scenario right there.

    And as for the man cave being soiled. It could surely never be the same afterwards.

    But you have just reminded me I've also got two dogs coming over as part of the package.
     
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  14. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    well, i have no girl, so i have no inlaws, can't be that bad can it :p
     
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  15. Mrs. BLUE_MOUNTAINS_BEAR

    Mrs. BLUE_MOUNTAINS_BEAR Well-Known Member

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    Been married for 47 years and have never had any.( include brother/sister- in - laws). Am I missing out?
     
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  16. thistimetigers

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    Well of-course you are. You are missing out on the character building,self deprecating humility that can only come from the poorly disguised loathing one gets from one's in-laws.
     
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  17. CANADATIGER

    CANADATIGER Well-Known Member

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    Well my wife and I are the in-laws to my three married kids (two sons/one daughter). Lessons learned ...don't talk politics, dont get mad at the kids, compliment the cooking. Probably not much help to you but it keeps the atmosphere cool. Daughters in law can be very touchy. Keep your wife on a short leash. Lessons learned from 50 years of marriage:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  18. RicardoHCAFC

    RicardoHCAFC Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It depends. You can have comically hostile in-laws that don't really cause any harm, in which case, yes you are. Then you can have vile ones, ones where you think to yourself as you're looking at your other half "you'd be so much better off if both your parents died tomorrow than if they lived and kept treating you this way". You're not missing out on those ones, it's a horrible feeling when things are like that.

    That book was called Shades of Grey over here, "years of marriage" indeed.
     
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  19. GLP

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    Unlucky, they will take control of proceedings. They'll tell you how you do things is the wrong way to do them. Suffer in silence if you treasure your Mrs! A cross word, we know which side she will take! (It won't be yours!)
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Wi Carmines? More like The Griswolds Christmas Vacation.
     
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