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  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    have a conscience..

    Million pound question this but I thought I would ask it seeing as though it's Friday night ;)

    So would, all you loved up fcuckers, smothering the lass with Valentines cards, flowers and the rest of the bullshit, find yourself in a compromising situation with a girl that caught the eye, in the right situation at the right time, give her one?

    Or does your loyalty and love or expected afterward depression stop you?

    Me, as always my answer is 'don't do it if it's not fun'..

    To the lads going to Bradford, ha'waaay & enjoy..<ok>
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Yes I'd give her one ......... but I'd sign your name on it <ok>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    any port in a storm.
     
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  4. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Hey, it's what us Sunderland lads do for each other :emoticon-0135-makeu

    I'd just say it was RAW, a case of pissed misplaced identity..<ok>
     
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    Through all the relationships I've had there's only one lass I would never have cheated on.

    So yeah, I've played the field and been a dick, hands held firmly up.
     
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  6. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    One of the greatest ever 'Columbo' episodes ever with Donald Pleasance as the bad boy. <ok>

    So, is that a yes or a no?
     
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  7. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Is it ok if you wife/girlfriend behaves in the same way ?
     
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    The forum feminist is back <laugh>

    No minxy it is not ok. Has anybody said it is ok for a man to behave in the same way? Just curious like...
     
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  9. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Of course it is, it is a modern day thing so do tell us your modern day story..

    The site input will go up, so do tell..<ok>
     
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    No!
     
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    No. My missus is my best mate. Wouldn't go anywhere near a compromising situation as a result of that.
     
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    Minxy Just Me

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    Never thought of myself as a feminist before ..... is that a compliment or an insult <devil>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Or a home video would suffice!

    I'm Much in the same boat as Disco my mrs is my best mate, I'd hate to compromise that. In the past before her I've had very little time for any girls I've dated, anything went in my book so I'm not claiming to be squeeky clean!

    Of course when I convert to Islam anything goes again, I'm entitled to at least one more wife, not to mention the plethora of untouched pussy that awaits me after I pop my clogs!
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    I'd give minxy one like
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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  16. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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  17. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    You share my genetics Terry, you are a mad twat like me..<ok>
     
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  18. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    likewise mate- I've been happily married 25 years to my missus (also my best mate) , I wouldn't want to ruin that
     
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    If a tart is gonna put her legs at twenty to four, am in.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Ha ha and as usual, 'Guilty as hell', Love it mate, top drawer & honest..<ok>
     
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