They won't be licking her fanny lips, that's for sure, unless he's had his meat'n'two veg chopped off
I wouldn't say he was a lightweight. I've said it before & I'll repeat it again - he reminds me of Paul Scholes, including the nasty side, which he's displayed on more than one occasion. He knows how to look after himself & quite happy to leave a foot in.
Typical tories. Real finger on the pulse stuff. Invited Haigh to Rothwell to help with their campaign. Think he's love to! http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news...-ex-leeds-united-boss-in-dubai-jail-1-7106154
Just back... Didn't see many sweaties the place is full of Eastern Europeans. Do you sneak a bus load back each time you go for a treatment?
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today early from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation ......she never got your email!"
Evening all. Big game tomorrow. That massive club with huge away support..... sorry we're actually at home I apologise. So that little club near Charlton come up to Yorkshire for their cup final. Make them feel welcome chaps. Sing them a few songs so they know what its like to lay in a proper stadium with lots of atmosphere. Think it will be a hard game, as they do raise their performance when they come up for what has become their big game of the year. Think we need to stick to 451/4231 & ensure Austin provides the muscle in midfield. Leeds to win 2-0
Typical redtop muckraking. fortunately, it's all bollocks ..... http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...revolt-from-sulking-Italian-stars-has-dropped LEEDS boss Neil Redfearn is facing a revolt from some of his sulking Italian stars after leaving them out of his team. please log in to view this image Leeds have won three of their last four games to boost their chances of surviving relegation from the Championship. But the fallen giants have done so without the help of Italian signings Mirco Antenucci, Tommaso Bianchi and Dario Del Fabro. Striker Antenucci, who gets paid a staggering £8,000-a-goal, has failed to start the last four games and made just one substitute appearance in that time. Antenucci is Leeds' top scorer this season with eight goals, but Redfearn has favoured the likes of Billy Sharp and Steve Morison in recent weeks. Bianchi, meanwhile, has started just one of his side's last seven games while Dario Del Fabro has struggled to earn a place in Redfearn's squad at all since joining the club.