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Off Topic Friday moan: Things that wind you up...

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tel (they/them), Feb 13, 2015.

  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    It's insane isn't it?
     
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  2. Brian Storm

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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Did you put on your best Bradford accent and play some prayers in the background on Al Jazeera FM?
     
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  5. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Or 'potential sexual partners' as you usually call them <ok>
     
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  6. Smug in Boots

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    We went to Reading for a sold out, to the away fans, FA Cup game years ago and sent the one with the least NE accent to the front of the queue in the ticket office. He was asked a series of Reading related questions and incredibly got them all right.

    The lad looked through the last few available tickets and said, "I can do you two pairs, will that be OK?"

    "Aye canny." <doh>
     
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    <laugh>

    Even I`ve got some standards.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    This would wind me up if I was an Everton fan

    “It was brilliant to play at Chelsea and I had a good reception,” Lukaku told The Sun.

    “They know I’m a good player but that I want to develop so I can eventually get back to playing for a club like Chelsea.

    “I don’t have a secret ambition to rejoin — there are other clubs in the world. I just want to grow as a player and eventually arrive at a top club again.”

    <laugh> fortunately I'm not.
     
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    1. Conspiracy theorists <sorry>

    2. People that make up illnesses to get 'top whack off the dole'

    3. Fat people that blame their genes

    4. Clingy people

    5. Drama queens

    6. Hypochondriacs

    7. People that constantly big themselves up.
     
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    Certain gobs on here now saying to stay in this league is a must ,last season the cup final was everything as we have not had a shout of anything since blah blah blah ,they/he would take a final over survival ,one day out over a seasons top football.

    soon be pancake day ...........tossers
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

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    People getting served before me at the bar when I was there before them...<grr>
     
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  12. Nordic

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    People with dogs who don't pick their dogs ****e up off the street. ****ers.
     
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  13. Blunham Mackem

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    That's everybody I work with!
     
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  14. Blunham Mackem

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    People with little ****ing ankle snappers! Why don't they get a dog instead?
     
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  15. Smug in Boots

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    People who insist Liverpool supporters didn't contribute to the Hillsborough disaster.
     
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    who picks up guide dogs crap ?
     
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  17. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    you?
     
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  18. Smug in Boots

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    That's why it smells so bad, so the blind can home in on it.

    It's the same principle as farts smelling so the deaf can enjoy them as well <ok>
     
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    My best mate was blind he bled to death trying to read a cheese grater.<laugh>
     
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  20. The Outlaw

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    Nordic, what types of dogs are those as your avatar? Mastiffs?
     
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