Saints have one of most beautiful and one of ugliest players in the league, according to a poll

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Van Gaal is sexy.[/QUOTE]

For a Tortoise maybe!

 

Good job Carlton Palmer has retired.

 

Not sure who decided on the hot or not lists but they should have gone to Specsavers.

 

Poor Mane.

 

Yes, he is very upset and currently undergoing counselling with Peter Beardsley.

 

schneiderlin is an absolute beaut 10/10

 

Curious little survey

We should definitely try and sign Danny Ings now if only to increase the attendance of Divorcee women. We could rename the chapel the Cougar stand.

Jordan Henderson, really? I don't get that at all

 

American women should give you the answer.

 

I'm going to America!

 

Long as you are white you will be fine.

 

I understand the NYPD are not too keen on "them coloured boys"

One day in the distant future it won't matter

 

An English accent has just been voted the sexiest accent...presumably they mean the neutral accent rather than a strong regional one.

 

I don't get that result at all. Also what's with Pelle not appearing in the results. I thought he was supposed to be the looking bloke in the Prem.!?!

 

Are there that many American women in Hampshire?

 

I work for a U.S. company. They have always said that the English accent is the sexiest.

I hadn't realised this was actually based on how people sounded; I had presumed the Americans I know had been swayed by my beauty

 

Who remembers the Football League Review that used to come as part of the Matchday Programme (for 6d)?

There was an on-going 'best looking player' thing in there. As I remember it used to be between George Best, Willy Morgan and Trevor Hockey. I might have got that wrong because having just looked at a picture of Hockey and he is a mass of hair and beard and its hard to ascertain where one stops and the other starts.

Anyway, all 3 had long hair and it seems that the ladies do tend to prefer the long hair (Ginola for example, wouldn't look quite so cute with a skinhead!). I obviously need a more informed opinion on this.

 

Awful lot of black faces on that bottom ten...says more about the people who use paddypower than the players methinks.

The simple fact that skrtel (squirtle?) isnt on this list and locked in at number one tells me all i need to know about this poll and its validity.

 

There may be some racism in it, but I think it is more to do with the accepted view of beauty in the country voting. It has been shown, for instance, that black British men prefer white blondes because that is the accepted idea of beauty around them. Look at PL players...how many black PL players have black wives?

P.s. Mane has a lovely smile and I would class him as cute.

 

Perhaps its wrong to actually classify it as racism as most people are more likely to be attracted to their own cultural background/ethnicity but i will counter any point made here with 'Martin Skrtel'. The man looks like a cross between a white supremacist and one of those monsters from that god-awful I am Legend movie and will easily top any ugly list that isn't indy enough for Steve buscemi

 

Another issue that keeps getting raised as racism is the fact that some people struggle to distinguish between black people. If an insult isn't meant, it shouldn't be taken as one. In countries/regions where people look very similar...Africa, China, India etc...people pay more attention to facial features. In European countries where the major distinguishing features are hair and eye colour, people pay less attention to other features. How often have you been fooled in recognising a friend because someone else has a similar hair colour and cut.