Is it a competition nowadays, who can do the best thing on the day and claim bragging rights for 'Best Boyfriend/Husband' on Facebook? Here's a couple of examples off my wall that spoiled my day. I assume their boyfriends were scared their great presents wouldn't arrive in time so ordered them early... "Oh my god look what I got off Daniel" - A ****ty heart balloon and a giant bear, about as original as a cornflake for breakfast, your husband is a boring, unimaginative tosser. I might have to punish him for this one day by telling him that my best friend flung one up your wrong 'un when we were in the forces. "OMG these shoes, I love my bae" - yeah and 3 days ago I read your status that said 'Can I have these shoes 4 V-day #Hint #Hint'. What are you doing this year to prove to your partner how much they mean to you? Best Regards Miserable Terry
I've got a mate who says he's taking his girlfriend to a spa for Valentines day, I'm fairly sure by this time next year he'll have a boyfriend.
Got my missus a voucher to have a tattoo designed and put on. I know it'as what she wanted but she asked for her birthday (August) so I've brought it forward 6 months!! On the night I'm giggng in Spennymoor but the whole family is going along (as is the wife) and my wife's parents don't do anything pagan (Jehovah's) so easy to get babysitters for the important days!!
I gave my Mrs a voucher for her birthday back in October, she can have a slice of Terry for 20 minutes whenever she wants, she's still got 17 minutes credit left.
I'll be gigging at pub that's doing a special Valentines dinner for all the loving i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ couples
I did valentines day a week ago and managed to buy my lady two bunches of flowers and two house plants for the price of a valentines day bunch of flowers. My lass was over the moon both with the quantity and the early surprise. Don't let those bastards put up prices then tell you when to celebrate your love. It's just playing into their hands.
I never celebrate it with the Mrs mate, I always get her something around this time of year, so she doesn't feel left out but I make a point of doing **** all on the 14th and I never buy a daft card.
All the restaurants are always rammed in town as well, full of couples sat there not saying a word to each other, waiting 4 hours for your starter to come and it's ****ing stone cold. My Mrs and her sister (born 3 years apart) share the same birthday, middle of October, trace that back 9 months, her Dad obviously got a shag once a year when he treated her mum to dinner and flowers
