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Swiss bank accounts

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Feb 11, 2015.

  1. Mick

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    There's been some shocking revelations lately that some people were using them to store money they didn't want their Government to see. How did they keep this quiet for so long?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    miliband tore old davey a new one today <rofl>
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

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    I wouldn't keep my looted Nazi gold anywhere else.
     
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  4. ERINBLACK

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    Bunch of crooks.

    "It's okay we don't do it now" states the bank.

    Oh well that's ok then.
     
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  5. Mick

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    Haven't been following. Something to do with half the Tory party having Swiss bank accounts?

    They are a bunch of ****s, living in Britain and dodging taxes - if you want to dodge tax it's only fair that you suffer the ****ey island life I have to suffer.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    On the BBC report they did a camera swing around the boxes within the Swiss bank chamber.

    Mike Ashley had 2 <laugh>
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    One for his beer money, the other for takeaways.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And only one person has been prosecuted.

    Last year 200,000 people were taken to court for non payment of their TV licence.
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    I thought you could dodge the TV licence? I pay of course because I'm not a miserable **** face
     
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    You can, easily.

    It's only like 12 quid a month though so not really worth avoiding.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have a Swiss bank account, but it is overdrawn and I'm not even going to pay the daft ****s back.
     
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  13. Archers Road

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    Cough up while there's still time, you chiseling shyster.
     
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  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    What a **** group of countries but you're right, it is missing the UK.
     
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