Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Thanks mate..You really are a treasure..

 

I'm glad you got that off your chest

 

I had a job in a telesales centre selling pirate accessories, I didn't last long, the industry was just too Cutthroat.

 

I almost joined a pirate ship once then I thought 'frigate' ........

 

You'd have been 'Smuggler in Antibes'.

 

It was a wrench leaving Antibes ...... I was in pieces of eight

 

I once shagged a pirate lady from Antibes at Christmas, it was a Jolly Rogering

 

Cut lass?

 

No mate, I just tide her up and ahoy'd her in a taxi when she passed out.

 

Friggin' in the riggin' eh?

 

She was a great catch to be fair.

 

Did she show you doubloons?

 

Yeah, she had to get them out though, her bra had me stumped.

 

Said the pirate with one leg..

 

Is a fat pirate avast matey?

 

Have you seen the new Star Trek film? The basic premise is that Dr McCoy gets hit over the head and gets very angry. The title: Star Trek Xiii: Skull and Cross Bones

 

Is that bloke in it? The one who`s been in every episode?

Captain Slog Stardate.

 

I don't know but I'll have a quick Chekov that

 

I don`t think you`re taking this siriusly.

 

I think you may have Spock too soon..