I'm imagining IBWT with a nice young lady round at his place, he says 'I can't be bothered cooking, do you fancy a takeaway?', out he goes, comes back a short while later, she's opened a couple of beers and got the forks out ....... and the look on her face when he comes in with 2 subways
Well if it doesn't work out with you and the mrs [nm] you and Bisc can have lots of romantic nights in .... eating sarnies
Chinese all day for me. Egg Fried Rice, Special Chow Mein, Sweet & Sour Pork Cantonese Style, Some Spare Ribs and some prawn crackers!! Cannae beat it!
Subway is repugnant **** man!! Disgusting..... Eat Fresh...their moto... Yes eat this fresh food that been laid out in an uncovered tub for 6 hours. Ill just smother it in cheese and toast it so you cant taste the mildew.
Saying that, I am partial to a Nando's and a Frankie & Benny's. And some would question their quality. Half a chicken, 2 portions of chips, Hot sauce, Corn on the Cob and a Coleslaw side. Damn it this is making me hungry.
I won't use Subway, it's stresses my head I don't want to have to select numerous different items that I may or may not want on my bleeding butty, just make me a ****ing sandwich!
I remember handing my girlfriend at the time a pair of chopsticks to eat the chinese we had delivered, she looked at me said "what the **** am I supposed to do with that?" and walked out, she wouldn't answer my calls and I never heard from her again.
Is that a true story? If so she is a thick **** and you are better off rid, mate. Unless she was super hot in which case you are a dumbass and should have run after her.
You rang her back after she stormed off? The only call she'd have got from me would have been to tell her how much I enjoyed eating her Chinese
You can eat it with a fork if you really wanted to.... got got a girl coming to stay in a few weeks time, might just test it out and see what happens
