Got another RHC voicemail, I'm supposed to post something on here but couldn't understand what in amongst the swearing. He outdid himself this time, along the lines of Y'****ing Snowdon dwelling ****ing Camarthenshire ****ing valleys ****ing ****! I was impressed.
You're alright. I wouldn't want to call you anyway, you horrible mansion-dwelling, bitter blue-****eing, ****pig of sin, corruption and decay
What I wanted Gonzo to post was as follows. I was sitting with 2 other Reds and a manc. At the table next to us were 2 more Reds and a BS. Balotelli came on. The Reds moaned and the mancs/BS laughed. I said he was due one and I was going to go for a piss and a *** as we always score when I do that. I came back to applause all round