Off Topic Sex.

Still, nee body answers the op.

 

Rude not to mate!

 

Your options were too limited Billy.

Personally, I think you've got all 4 in the right order for a decent start to the evening after work and before dinner!

 

Sounds good marra.

 

Never noticed anal on the list?

 

You can't beat the piledriver position, if you find a bird flexible enough after a night out, you can pork her, watch MOTD that you've recorded and rest your tray of donner meat and chips on her tits.

Don't try it with a fatty though, they nick ya chips and don't bend very well.

 

Love going down on lasses, have them riding my face, lick them from behind.

I guess I just like licking

 

Common ground.

 

I was introduced to the phrase donkey punching today and must admit it is something I may try.

Wouldn't work on a corpse though smug

 

Anyway what I enjoy most of all is starting off with a good licking to make sure it is adequately moist then pounding the **** out of that pussy till I splurt all over her.

Simple but effective.

 

Unless your 'pounding' a school girl or have a cock the size of a horse, why does it need to be 'adequately moist'

Besides if she's not wet from the kissing and touching, you are doing something wrong

 

Now then.... I've removed the 'carpet' bit from my speech. Don't do bushes, has to be shaved.

 

Nowt worse that a big ol' fur burger is there mate.

 

I concur, cannet be done with a busted mattress like.

 

Aye, you have to push the right buttons.

 

No mate, I think if I slipped my hand into a lasses thong and felt that, I'd probably get a handful and rip the ****er out. It's awful and would be a major turn off

 

Would you rather have a hairy hole than none at all?
Personally, I'd rather have a ham shank.

 

Again tough question. I'd probably rather just toss off myself.

If I'd had a few beers tho and she was decent enough looking, I'd probably have a dabble if I'm honest mate, that would be the only way though.

 

Here's my shoe Romeo