Bear Grylls

The only reason tina likes bear grylls is because she has seen the dirty ****e he puts in his mouth and she thinks that he is the only person alive who would be willing to eat out her cavernous beaver.

 

No, I just stand on the ****, like what most right minded poeple do.

 

You taught **** all ya ****. There's a ****ing restraining order preventing you from going within 500 metres of any school.

 

He's a twecharite, I met him in the post office at lunch there.

 

You're not wrong there.

Talk about a wizard's sleeve.

 

there are ways around it



would it piss you off more if i had 2 masters degrees?

 

Sure you have, and Edge isn't really gay

 

Nah, he's fit and posh. Just my type.

 

self cannibalism

 

Somehow I can't imagine you with a "fit and posh" person Tina.

 

Hello sexy

 

whats the fascination with homosexuality?

 

Stop thinking about me, you creep.

 

I'm gay

 

Aye very good

 

a gay vegetarian?

always wondered how do you live with yourself swallowing sperm?

its a living thing

even if you spit its killing millions

evil bastard

 

I think the word you're looking for is 'contempt'. I used to love Bear Grylls. It was his Everest book that put me off him. God's huge wang this and Ooh God, jizz in my face that. Weakling.

 

I'm brilliant in bed but according to thefannywithnobrain I'm a gay so it can never happen between us.


Rampant homophobic and *****phile that chap.

 

I'm trying not to think of you, I've just had an expensive lunch and I don't want to waste it!

 

Don't be so ****ing stupid.