Off Topic The 'Like' Brothel

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, She started talking to him....
You know that dishwasher you promised me? I Bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers In the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised Me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while Tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the
insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"
"Well here it comes."

 

He's like the king of likes, TC

please log in to view this image

 

I like everyone

 

Anyone like to

 

morning everyone

 

I have liked you all again

 

not many toon fans about

 

A bra & a pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bra asks for a beer. The barman says no. When the bra asks why, the barman says, "Cause yer off ya tits & yer friends look like they're gonna start something."

 

I liked you ALL bitches

 

ooh I like it like that

 

and that

 

morning

 

morning my good man.

 

Tuesdays like song

 

Liked All

 

Humpday likes

 

anyone know how many goals sunderland put past QPR today
cant seem to find the score anywhere