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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    What's your favourite?
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    Nosh
    Pussy licking
    Standard shagging in any position.
     
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  2. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    I tend to get rather hungry after sex so nowadays my fav is the Nyotaimori - it just kills two birds with one stone :bandit::bandit:
    :emoticon-0182-poolp<devil>
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Feb 9, 2015
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Lol, that wasn't one of the choices. <laugh>
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    With the lights out old bean..
     
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  5. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Neither was that, lol
     
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  6. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I prefer a 68. She gives me a blow job and I owe her one.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Feb 9, 2015
    The Relic and rooch 3 like this.
  7. MrRAWhite

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    This looks canny

    Bugger..It has stopped me posting it..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Feb 9, 2015
  8. Smug in Boots

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    Widows at funerals are my favourite .......... they've always had a shower, usually wear black stockings & are highly emotional.

    Plus they usually put on a good spread <ok>

    Sex with the recently bereaved can be a very moving experience.
     
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  9. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>, some of you guys are weirdo's, lol.
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    The only thing better than a widow is the actual corpse <ok>

    They never put up a struggle but, to be fair, they are liable to split on you ..........
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    ****ing hell, nasty, lol.
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    Ive got something that has ruined my sex life,.............arthritis in my hands
     
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  13. password invalid

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    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

    The missus bought a Paperback,
    down Shepton Mallet way,
    I had a look inside her bag;...
    T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

    Well I just left her to it,
    And at ten I went to bed.
    An hour later she appeared;
    The sight filled me with dread.

    In her left hand she held a rope;
    And in her right a whip!
    She threw them down upon the floor,
    And then began to strip.

    Well fifty years or so ago;
    I might have had a peek;
    But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
    She's eighty four next week!!

    Watching Mabel bump and grind;
    Could not have been much grimmer.
    And things then went from bad to worse;
    She toppled off her Zimmer!

    She struggled back upon her feet;
    A couple minutes later;
    She put her teeth back in and said
    "I am a dominator!!"

    Now if you knew our Mabel,
    You'd see just why I spluttered,
    I'd spent two months in traction
    For the last complaint I'd uttered.

    She stood there nude and naked
    Bent forward just a bit
    I went to hold her, sensual like
    and stood on her left tit!

    Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
    My God what had I done!
    She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
    "Step on the other one!!"

    Well readers, I can tell no more;
    Of what occurred that day.
    Suffice to say my jet black hair,
    Turned fifty shades of grey!
     
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    password invalid, Feb 9, 2015
    clockstander and its been fun thanks :) like this.
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    I used to be into a bit of S&M - you tie her up gag her and then bugger off down the pub - dangerous but the make up is fun <laugh>
     
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  15. Blunham Mackem

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    Had to look that up. Love sushi, me!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Feb 9, 2015
    its been fun thanks :) likes this.
  16. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    - yep that or cod n chips <doh>
    <laugh>
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Feb 9, 2015
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  17. Blunham Mackem

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    I'd eat jellied eels off a naked Asian babe if I could!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Feb 9, 2015
  18. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    tbh I'd eat almost anything apart from jellied eels ...
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Feb 9, 2015
  19. Blunham Mackem

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    I'd be looking at the "plate" not the food!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Feb 9, 2015
    its been fun thanks :) likes this.
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    I'll wager you like to lick the plate as well <laugh>
     
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