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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jul 7, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    nice choice and its only perverted if you write i love you in the **** with your tongue <ok>
     
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  2. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    or just be yourself and let things take their natural course <ok>
     
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  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    let her catch you looking at *****philia sites online.

    Get into a discussion with her about the Soham murders and tell her that the girls were asking for it.

    <ok>
     
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  4. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    What if she is aroused and agrees with you <yikes>

    <TRUESTORY>
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    take her to the office party, get her paraletic, pay the geeky kid to **** her, take pictures and the next day have a go at her in her house, showing her parents the pictures

    This way job done, but her mum will be your mate
     
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  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Why would he want to break up with a doll like that.

    <doh>
     
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