Relative of yours? She seems to be about as smart as you. If she was a lot older, uglier, had more broken teeth and a mustache I'd place money on it being Mrs Aldo, she seems like an unbelievably stupid person. Cue Dev comment in 3...2...1...
I knew 2 ****tards who did the same in a Reliant Robin with lighter gas, they were huffing gas with the windows up and one of them lit a joint they were both singed and the windows blew out . They were in a field and asked a farmer to give them a push start and he made them pick up all their litter first. True story
I'm shagging his brother on the side. And his dad. Me and Aldo haven't done it in years. No since the accident.
Buy a dog love, maybe Aldo will take out his drunken rage on it after the pub shuts. If you need someone to talk to about domestic violence Tina owns a dog.