Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I find sailing hard work gives me a hell of a Thirsk

 

Mind, you have to watch what you drink. Always check the Selby date

 

I forgot to check last time and I felt Brough for days

 

I always feel if you stick to a good Malton you can't go wrong

 

You will have to stop talking about drinking I need to take a Leek.

 

York idding right?

 

Sounds like you've been through Hull mate..

 

Grimsby to say the least.

 

Ya daft S **** thorpe..

 

Up yer arse nal

 

Ya gunner make me angry mind..

 

Cannon then, see if I care.

 

OK..I get the picture..

 

I've just closed by

As it's yer birthday marra.

Did you hear about the old Greek hitman ....... Poppa Capinyerass

 

I`m not looking for any hassel blad.

 

Damn clever those greeks. Apparently one of them invented copper knickers.

 

When I look at it realistically my ostrich farm has been been failing for a while ......... I've just been burying me head in the sand.

I'm going to get rid of the birds and open a zoo with nothing but Llamas.
Our lass think it's a bit of a woolly idea I think alpaca few in tbh

 

Isn`t he on the board at Rangers?

 

According to JFK, manager of the century, he was sold down the Zambesi at Newcastle .........

 

You think ostriches were bad Smug I bred 8 legged chickens me mate said what do they taste like, i said no idea i can't catch the basterds