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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    The 10 seconds , I assume that included foreplay ..............
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

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    My ad would read: Wanted man with own hair, teeth, knees and heart. Must promise to never want to move in with me.
     
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    Fran .

    That is too funny !!!!!!!!!
     
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  5. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Hey Fran, do all those items still need to be attached, and do they have to have originally come from said "wanted man" because there are some odd characters out there....
     
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  6. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    That emoticon is amazing. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    I don't know what kinda kinky s you're into it, but I don't do foreplay before I write a dating advert.

    I might ask that second girl I mentioned ages back who Fran said I should have focused on instead of the girl I asked out on Thursday (once again, Fran is right. She clearly is a fountain of wisdom). Even if it's just as friends, it'd still be nice to spend Valentine's Day with someone I care about rather than clubbing, alone, getting drunk and surrounded by people eating each others faces (which is pretty extensive on a normal day, so I dread to think what it'd be like on Valentines)
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Oh god, please, just stay in next weekend!
     
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  11. tomw24

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    I highly recommend American Sniper. Great movie.
     
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    How much would it cost per member, to chip in for an escort in the PO postcode next weekend... <whistle>
     
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  13. fran-MLs little camera

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    I saw Ex Machina last week...good film. I'm seeing Shaun the Sheep this week :)
     
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    I was completely unaware it is based on a true story. Good film
     
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    I saw John Wick........
     
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    I knew it was because of what happened to Chris Kyle after he returned to the States. :(
     
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    Seems to me if you are going to spend Valentines day with the one person you truly care about , you will be spending it alone . Ffs grow a pair and get out there . You will Never find true love or any love looking at this site . That much is a FACT .......
     
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    The blue smiley will now be used every time Lapras talks about his love life.
     
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    What!!! Jasper doesn't love any of us!!!

    :(
     
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    :eek:
     
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